when i was 15 years old i gave my step dad a huge ass teddy bear for father’s day i think and one day i went to clean up their room like take out the plates and all the stuffed animals i gave him where by his bedside and i picked them up and made them kiss and i realized there were a hole in one like right were it’s asshole would be and i was like wtf and then i looked some more AND ALL THE STUFFED ANIMALS HAD THEM and i was like omg what’s going on what kind of weird shit is this and i told my mom and she was like lol shelly he uses them as a make-shift blow up doll i mean why else would he be so happy to get a new teddy bear each year and that literally ruined my life and that was when my childhood died.