omg i keep thinking of the worst fanfic i’ve read and it’s a tie between catdog porn where they fucked each other but it didn’t make sense cause like they’re connected and how the fuck did that work and narusasu porn where naruto was too busy plowing into sasuke’s ass that he didn’t even stop when sasuke shitted on him and said it made it even better because it was easier to slide in and out, dattebayo!