it’s 2:35 am and i have found myself in the rugrat’s tommy x phil rated M fanfic section

I JUST COOKED 2 EGG CARTONS FOR ME MYSELF AND I

it’s impossible for me to ship one person with literally everyone and it’s literally impossible for me to multi-ship or SHIP ALL THE SHIPS because when there’s that one ship, that one glorified OTP I can’t see that person with anyone else and anytime I see fanart or fanvids or fanfics with that person shipped with not the other half of the OTP, i may be like golly that is really cute and nice and have casual ships but on the inside im fucking clawing my brains out and hissing and pissing on satan and ripping off my tits because NO, JUST, NO—MY OTP BELONGS TOGETHER

satan is mad because i’m not reading rimming with him and jesus anymore

also every time i read porn i have to look over my shoulder like 23984902 times to make sure no-one is behind me and reading it

I SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME AND MY BACK IS ON FIRE AND I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS ON MY ARMS AND I AM 2938234804 % CERTAIN SATAN IS IN THE ROOM WITH ME